This Is How I Feel Today. Love Hater. Thanks Outkast, Solange
Today is the day a friend sends me a tweet about some happy chick tweeting to the rest of us single dopes that there’s hope if we don’t settle because she’s engaged to her dream man.
Another person I know just posted their blissfully happy professional engagement photos.
I ain’t happy for none of you broads today. I’m going to get an ice cream sandwich.
Maybe tomorrow, I can be all gracious. But today, I’m a hater of love.
Solange- “Somethings Never Seem to Fu**ing work”
Solange double play (she’s so good at those it’s over records), “I Told You So”